This Monster Isn't Very Cold
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Today is the fifteenth day of the first lunar month. The moon is really beautiful. Why don't we just admire it in the yard? "Zhou Li asked the people and demons inside the house
Isn't it cold sitting in the yard? "Said Nan Ge.
Not cold, "Zhou Li shook his head.
Isn't it good to play games under the covers? Isn't it good to go to bed early? "Nan asked.
Enmmm... "Zhou Li pondered for a moment and decided to be honest," It's my birthday after twelve o'clock. You guys have to take the time to say happy birthday to me
Who's going to rush into time and say happy birthday to you? Narcissistic! Don't chase! "Nan Ge criticized repeatedly, then changed his voice." It's better to steal the green leaves! Stealing the green leaves can also enjoy the moon. Walking while stealing the green leaves while enjoying the moon is much more fun than sitting foolishly in the yard
I agree to steal the green! "Huai Xu raised her hand and shouted loudly.
You're just interested in this kind of thing, "Zhou Li rolled his eyes.
I agree too, "His Royal Highness Yu Wang said in a deep voice.
Meow!! "Master Tuanzi raised his paws.
Where to steal? "Zhou Li asked.
At the foot of the mountain
So far away
Anyway, it's a big day today, similar to daytime, and you can see the way. Xiao Zheng must have never gone out to play at night in his life, "Nan Ge turned to look at Miss Xiao Zheng and said," Is that right
Hmm
Miss Zheng nodded slightly.
Indeed, she has never gone out to play at night in her life. In fact, if it were "going out to play", she rarely goes out to play even during the day. The vast majority of her time is to go out to work, or to the mountains to purchase necessary items and take orders into the city. She only occasionally goes to nearby familiar places to relax. But because everything is vague, even just going out for a walk to relax is much more boring than ordinary people.
Even Zhou Li now thinks that what Nan Ge said makes a lot of sense. Running long mountain roads at night to steal vegetables has become a reasonable thing.
So a few people changed into thick clothes and went out.
Except for Mr. Dao Min who was a bit tired and elderly, and was unwilling to participate in such activities, almost everyone in the small mountain village was mobilized. Even Mr. Xing Hui and Mr. Ji Bai heard their ideas and expressed interest in participating.
Along the way, Miss Zheng looked left and right, and the close-up view of the mountain road under the cold moonlight was something she had never seen before, even when she exchanged views.
She walked slowly, carefully observing.
The weeds were covered in dewdrops, sparkling and translucent under the moonlight, shattering at the slightest touch and splashing more moonlight.
The dog gang of the Yin Yang Temple followed them in unison.
Slowly descending the mountain, no one was in a hurry.
As the former leader of the demon kingdom, His Royal Highness Yu took the lead. She quickly flapped her two pairs of transparent wings, leading her to fly into the sky and scout the terrain under the moonlight.
At this moment
A faint thud echoed in the night sky.
Bang
A mini fireworks exploded from above, the size of a fist, scattering countless white light spots, very beautiful, accompanied by the screams of birds.
On such a cold day, this owl is not sleeping at home. What kind of waves are running out? It's silent, it scared my dad to death! "His Royal Highness Yu Wang flew down, carrying Nan Ge's catchphrase, and then pointed in a direction." That place has a lot of cauliflower planted there, let's go steal it
Obey the order, Meow
Mr. Tuanzi responded obediently.
I'll go first
Huaixu's figure suddenly disappeared, and only when he ran away could his rapidly moving figure be vaguely seen.
Wait for me
Wait, Master Tuanzi
I'll go too
Nange was not willing to fall behind and quickly chased after her. However, she only had the spiritual power of the former Prince Yu, but lacked the matching application method and couldn't fly. Pursuing her was very difficult.
Zhou Li accompanied Miss Zheng and first shouted to them, 'Only steal a little bit!'
There was no response.
Zhou Li wasn't embarrassed either. He turned his head to look at Miss Zheng and asked, "Are you nervous
Will they be caught
This
Zhou Li recalled for a moment and replied:
It's possible
Miss Zheng pursed her lips, obviously feeling a little scared.
Zhou Li became happy upon seeing this.
In the distance came the scolding of the vegetable owner, who was afraid that it was too dark to find His Highness and ran back dejectedly.
Nan Ge did not show any weakness and exchanged a few insults with the person. The members of the Dog Gang had already bared their teeth and were preparing to drive away the suspected enemy human. Seeing Nan Ge barking at him, they began to doubt whether this person might be a friend, and thus fell into hesitation.
Huaixu also ran back quickly, but held two cauliflower in his hand and proudly said, "You still have to look at me
You are a professional
Zhou Li is not praising him.
His Royal Highness Yu watched helplessly as the cauliflower grew too big. She was still weak and couldn't even pick it, so she had to do reconnaissance work.
Not right
It's about directing work.
Immediately, they changed several places in a row, and when they encountered someone guarding them, they asked Huai Xu to steal more. For someone unguarded, it was like picking a dish symbolically.
All four mentally disabled people were having a great time, but only Xinghui and Jibai, the two adults, had the best mentality. They were completely out for a walk and experiencing folk customs. They only picked a dish and held it in their hands, then followed them leisurely to watch them play, and their mood became better as a result.
Zhou Li played the role of Zeng Nan, encouraging Miss Zheng to steal and intentionally making her nervous with words to gain pleasure.
The dog gang has always been well restrained and did not scare anyone. During this period, they met with local gangs in the village. However, because this is the place where Miss Zheng often goes down the mountain and into the city, the Yin Yang Temple dog gang has borrowed from here not once or twice. The two sides are relatively familiar, and after confirming their identities, they have maintained a tacit understanding of peace.
……
It's already past eleven when I got home, and I have gained a lot, more than just a good mood and a wonderful experience.
The full moon quietly changed its position, illuminating the villages between the mountains even more ethereal and silent.
Zhou Li lay in bed, looking at his phone.
Time gradually passed by twelve o'clock.
Huai Xupan sat on the bed, his hands tied up a magic seal that no one could understand, and he couldn't make it himself. He suddenly pushed it out to Zhou Li without any change, but he still said seriously to Zhou Li, "You have received a blessing from the Great Demon King, very precious
As for the blessing, he didn't say anything.
Almost simultaneously, Zhou Li's phone also shook.
Huaixu glanced at his phone and still said seriously, "As long as you haven't read the message, you're still the first one. How come you're not touched
Moved
Zhou Li nodded and said.
Even if this is the first one.
Zhou Li opened his phone and received more messages than he had imagined
Happy birthday, you idiot
Li Damao: [Peach Heart]
Li Damao: [Red envelope: Reward you with a penny]
……
Xiao Zheng: Happy birthday to you
Xiao Zheng: So that's how these words are written
……
Red dye: [Red envelope]
Red dye: Happy birthday, little brother. You've grown another year. Have you grown up yet?
……
Wishing both: [Red envelope: Happy birthday to my brother, always happy]
Zhu Shuang: Brother Ollie gave it to
……
Aunt Jiang: [Red envelope: Happy Birthday, son]
……
Ms. Ji: [Red envelope: Happy Birthday, son]
……
Zhong Xin: [Red Envelope]
Happy birthday, handsome Zhou
……
Baozi: Happy birthday cousin
Baozi:/Bow
……
Compared to her younger cousin's bow, it appeared so simple and unique, immediately catching Zhou Li's attention.
However, Zhou Li had no intention of making things difficult for her because he still had to reply to messages from so many people, and while replying to messages, there were also people sending blessings one after another, such as Xiao Hua and Xiao Xiong Junior Sister. I don't know what happened to these people, the reminder of the Chinese perpetual calendar?
Well, I'll make things difficult for her later.
Zhou Li was caught up in busyness.
Zhou Li: Today is also the day when my elder brother and I formed an alliance for two years. Do you remember, elder brother?
Li Damao: I can't remember
Zhou Li: It's really sad
At this moment, a rustling sound of grabbing the door came from outside, with a fast speed, extremely high frequency, and a persistent posture, accompanied by a gentle, delicate, and milky voice:
Zhou Ni, open the door!
Zhou Ni, open the door!
Let Mr. Tuanzi come in, oh, come in
Wait a moment! I'll be right there
Zhou Li immediately put down his phone, got up, and opened the door. He lowered his head and said to Lord Tuanzi, who was squatting at the door, "The door is not locked. Lord Tuanzi just jumped up and opened the door
Mr. Tuanzi forgot
Okay... "Zhou Li nodded." Does Lord Tuanzi have something to say to me
Yes! "Tuanzi looked up at him seriously.
What could it be? "Zhou Li was curious.
Lord Tuanzi wishes you a happy birthday... Oh! "Tuanzi said seriously, tilting her head for a moment before adding," Your Highness asked me to help her bring one too. I don't know how to bring it
I have received it! "Zhou Li expressed surprise and delight," Thank you, Lord Tuanzi and Your Highness
You're welcome
Will Lord Tuanzi sleep with me tonight
Good night, Zhou Ni
Tuanzi quickly ran away as soon as she turned her head, following the orange light shining through the door crack of the adjacent room, and snuck in very smoothly.
Zhou Li stood still and smiled, then returned to his room.
Keep busy.
January 16th.
morning.
Zhou Li brought a mouthwash cup and squatted outside the yard, took a sip of water, and rinsed his mouth first.
The electric faucet installed by Nan Ge is really useful. Although it doesn't burn too hot in winter, at least it has warm water to use. Otherwise, if you want to brush your teeth sooner or later, cold water is very cold and stimulating.
Unfortunately, it won't take a few days.
Just as he was thinking, a figure came up to him and crouched down, holding a small bowl. It turned out to be an old monster.
Zhou Li didn't rush to put his toothbrush into his mouth. He turned his head to look at him curiously and interestingly, saying, "It seems like this is the first time I've seen you brush your teeth
It's not like that
Huaixu also took a sip of water, gurgling in his mouth. Then, under Zhou Li's wide eyed gaze, he gulped it down with a thud before saying to Zhou Li:
I'm brushing my teeth for the first time in my life
After speaking, he put the toothbrush into his mouth and stirred it haphazardly.
Zhou Li silently withdrew his gaze.
Another figure appeared next to Zhou Li. It was a little cat girl squatting down, holding a small cup in one hand and a toothbrush in the other. The toothpaste on it was only squeezed a little bit. She turned her head and stared at Zhou Li with a pair of big eyes that humans don't have, her voice soft and bright:
Good morning, Zhou Ni
Good morning, Mr. Tuanzi
Zhou Ni, do you see any changes in Mr. Tuanzi's hair
Well, let me think... "Zhou Li gave the answer after only a brief thought," I've become cute
No! "The little kitten girl held a small cup and didn't rush to brush her teeth. Instead, she shook her head at him and said," Let's talk again
I've become smarter
Not really
That must have become stronger
By the way
The little kitten nodded confidently and told him again, 'Lord Tuanzi has become stronger!'
I could tell from the beginning that besides becoming stronger, Lord Tuanzi has also become cute and smarter. That's why I didn't say it right at once. I said it one after another, "Zhou Li said regretfully and honestly to Tuanzi, and then said," But why? Why did Lord Tuanzi suddenly become stronger? I also want to become stronger
Because Lord Tuanzi runs outside every day, His Highness said it will become more powerful
Is that so
Yes! Mr. Tuanzi was tired at first, but he's not tired anymore
Okay, "Zhou Li nodded and said," Your Highness really went to great lengths to make Lord Tuanzi stronger
That's right
Gulu Gulu... should be Dangdang
Huai Xu had already brushed his teeth carelessly. He spit out the mixture of foam and water in his mouth, stirred and knocked with his toothbrush in a small bowl, then poured out the water, glanced around, stood up and walked into the room while leaving a sentence: "Two mentally disabled and childish ghosts..."
Zhou Li exchanged a glance with Mr. Tuanzi.
At this moment, the third figure arrived.
It's Miss Zheng.
Miss Xiao Zheng is very quiet. She walked up to them without saying a word and quietly squatted down to brush her teeth.
Zhou Li and Little Cat Lady saw this and quickly started.
The fourth figure appeared.
A mini girl flying in the sky glanced at them casually and said, "Humans are really stupid and troublesome... If you can serve me happily, I can consider teaching you a spell that can freely clean yourself
Your Highness, I want to learn, I want to learn
Just forget it
Oh
Zhou Li exchanged a glance with Miss Xiao Zheng, but quickly withdrew his gaze. Neither of them spoke, and brushing their teeth made it difficult for them to speak.
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