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Chapter 4Bright Scarves in the Canyon

The town stared at me differently after that. Not kindly. Not yet. People fear what they do not understand before they thank it. The guard who called me a brat avoided my eyes. The merchants stopped covering their baskets but started charging me half price, which Tara said was progress. Children stopped touching my hair and started asking if I could cut the moon in half.

I told them not without a ladder. That made them laugh. And for the first time, the sound did not feel like a bite.

The town gave me a room above Tara's workshop, three meals a day, and a job board with problems no sane person wanted. Missing animals. Sand wolves near the wells. A giant centipede under the grain shed. A ghost in the old cistern that turned out to be two thieves, one drunk, and a blanket. I solved everything. Not cleanly. Never cleanly.

When sand wolves cornered a caravan, I buried myself under the road and summoned the blade upward beneath their leader. The swing took so long the wolves started digging at my head before it finished. But when it landed, the leader flew into the sky and came down without opinions. When the giant centipede wrapped around the grain shed, I could not swing inside the narrow space, so I conjured the blade flat against the floor and let the centipede crush itself trying to squeeze over it. When the thieves returned with friends, I cut all the market awnings loose, tangled them in cloth, and used the spirit blade as a falling wall.

One hit was all I ever needed. The problem was surviving long enough to deliver it. That became my style. People with normal weapons attacked in straight lines. They relied on speed, skill, and clean movements. I relied on panic, terrain, dust, confusion, and the fact that nobody believed a blade that huge could possibly be real until it ruined their entire afternoon.

I became famous in the oasis, then useful to caravans, then annoying to bandits. Bandits were my first lesson in human cruelty. Animals killed for food, territory, fear, or instinct. Bandits killed because they liked the feeling of being the storm instead of the shelter. They hit caravans near dry gullies, stole water skins, and left survivors to crawl. When the town asked for volunteers to stop them, the guards found many interesting reasons to guard somewhere else.

So I went alone. Tara said that was the worst plan she had ever heard, and she had once seen me use a beehive as a distraction. I told her I had survived worse than bandits. She said bandits survived by making people think exactly that. Then she gave me a sand sled made from scrap metal, rope, and two curved rails polished with oil.

She said if I was determined to be stupid, I could at least be fast while doing it. I did not hug her, because I was still learning when humans wanted that. I stole three extra water skins instead. She hit me with a wrench and packed them properly.

The bandit camp was hidden in a broken canyon where the walls were layered red and black like old scars. I watched for a day from above. Twenty-three people, six bows, eight spears, two caged hyenas, one leader who wore bright scarves and smiled too much. I never learned his name because he did not deserve one. At night I crawled down the canyon wall like a lizard. I could have summoned the blade and split the camp. That would have been loud, flashy, and possibly dumb enough to kill the prisoners too.

Owen's voice in my memory told me that power without aim was just a tantrum. So I used cleverness first. I cut the hyena cages open and rubbed roasted meat on the bandits' water barrels. I moved their boots while they slept. I tied three spear racks together with almost invisible cord. I placed polished metal from Tara's sled near the fire, so when the flames rose, reflections moved on the canyon walls like ghosts.

Then I screamed like a wounded camel from three different places by throwing my voice the way foxes confused owls. The camp exploded into chaos. Hyenas chased men with meat-smelling hands. Spearmen tripped over their own racks. Archers shot at reflections. The smiling leader ran straight toward the only clear path, which was exactly where I stood with the spirit blade already forming behind me.

He saw the weapon unfold from my chest, bigger than his whole camp, and his smile died before he did. My swing was slow. He laughed when he realized it. Then he charged, thinking speed would save him. I dropped the blade. Not swung. Dropped. The edge fell like a black sunrise and pinned him into the sand so hard the canyon wall cracked behind him.

The shock knocked every fire out at once. By dawn the prisoners were free, the bandits were tied together with their own scarves, and I was eating their breakfast. When I returned to town, the guards asked how many men I had taken with me. I held up one finger. They thought I meant one squad. Tara sighed and said I meant one idiot.

The oasis changed after that. Not because people became good, but because fear moved. Before, they feared the desert, the monsters, the bandits, the empty horizon. After, a small piece of that fear turned toward me. I did not mind. Fear was plainer than pity. But respect came with problems. People wanted me to solve everything. A missing child, a broken well, a merchant dispute, a monster shadow at dusk, a husband who snored too loudly.

Tara had to explain that my spirit blade could not cut snoring unless people wanted extremely permanent silence. I took jobs that paid in food, tools, or information about the world beyond the oasis. I learned there were towns bigger than this one, cities with walls taller than dunes, markets where one street held more people than I had seen in my entire life.

I learned warriors tested themselves in arenas. I learned monsters grew stranger near the old salt flats. I learned some men became famous enough that their names traveled faster than caravans. That was when hunger returned. Not stomach hunger. The other kind. I wanted to know how high I could climb. The desert had tried to bury me, and I had crawled out.

The oasis had mocked me, and now it paid me. But beyond the horizon were people who had never laughed at me yet. I wanted to disappoint them.