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Chapter 7Lance's Statement

"Sign, and you're our community liaison."

Lance Pickering laid a single sheet on the lunch table in front of me.

"Fifty-eight thousand a year."

"Don't sign, and Indianapolis decides what you are."

He said it loud enough for the whole room.

That was why he'd picked the room.

It was Wednesday, October 28, at 3:00 PM.

Thirty-four district staff sat on my cafeteria benches.

They'd come from every school in the district, still in their work shoes.

A banner stood on an easel by my dish window.

NOW HIRING · JOIN THE TABLE

The young woman in the green polo was handing out applications.

The top line said $14.50 an hour.

The bottom line said no district insurance.

I made $21.40.

Most of the people on those benches had been on a line twenty years.

My five cooks sat together at the end of the second table.

Nobody had told me to stay home this time.

The flyer had come to my house with a note clipped on.

Mrs. Mahaffey, please attend. —L.P.

So I'd attended.

Mr. Rourke stood by the milk cooler in the back.

Lance had noticed him at 2:58.

"This is staff only, Mr. Rourke."

"Then I'll wait outside."

He went.

He took his time with the door.

I read the sheet.

I issued unauthorized meal tickets and accept retirement in good standing.

There was a line for my signature.

A blue pen sat on top, uncapped.

The district's benefits estimate had come in Tuesday's mail.

It was folded in my purse.

COBRA CONTINUATION (PROJECTED): $812.00/MONTH · 18 MONTHS

After eighteen months, I'd be on my own.

The layoff would take effect December eighteenth.

I was fifty-nine.

My knees were older than that.

Lance tapped the paper with one finger.

"Read it, Mrs. Mahaffey."

"Out loud, if you like."

"Let everyone see how simple it is."

I picked up the sheet.

"I issued unauthorized meal tickets."

Cafeterias carry sound.

They're built for it.

My third cook stood straight up off her bench.

"Don't sign it, June!"

She'd never raised her voice at anything but a fryer.

I set the pen down beside the paper.

I didn't read the rest.

"Who authorized your eighty-four thousand, Lance?"

He smiled.

He had a good smile.

He'd had it in Room 4, over a corn dog.

"The committee did."

"Which committee?"

"The one that recommended us."

"Five to one."

He said it like a score.

He didn't know that I knew who had chaired it.

I let him not know.

"Then the committee can sign this," I said.

Two benches back, my second cook took her application in both hands.

She tore it in half.

Then she tore it in quarters.

She set the pieces on the table, neat as napkins.

Nobody else picked up a pen.

The young woman in the green polo stopped handing out forms.

Lance kept smiling.

"Friday, Mrs. Mahaffey."

"After Friday, it isn't my call."

I put my purse on my shoulder and walked out the side door.

The district admin office sits across the lot from Pine Street.

I'd walked that lot for forty years and never once crossed it on purpose.

At 3:40 PM, I stood at the front counter.

The records clerk slid me a form without asking why.

She'd had a blue card once.

I didn't remind her.

I wrote slowly, in print.

All bid forms, proposals and committee appointments, RFP 2026-FS-01.

I signed it.

I dated it.

The clerk turned her stamp around and pressed it down hard.

RECEIVED OCT 28 2026

"Two weeks, about," she said.

"I'll wait."

I turned around.

Lance stood outside the glass doors with his phone.

He'd followed me across the lot.

He read the form upside down through the glass.

Then he laughed.

He didn't hide it.

When I came out, he had the phone to his ear and his back half turned.

"No, she won't sign."

"That's fine."

"Then I'm emailing IDOE tomorrow."

He looked right at me when he said it.

I walked past him to my car.

Mr. Rourke was leaning on the fender with his hands in his coat.

"Well?"

"I didn't sign."

"I know."

"Your cook told the whole lot."

He straightened up.

"Let me pay for counsel."

"And then I'd owe you."

"You fed me for a year."

"That was paid."

"This would be charity."

"It's not."

"It is to me."

The wind came across the lot and lifted his collar.

He didn't fix it.

He looked hurt.

I could take hurt.

What I couldn't take was being carried.

"Tom."

He looked up.

I hadn't called him that before.

"I'm not your lunch ticket, Tom."